partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won’t come true. now you are immortal
June 2013
Listen
before you even clicked play.
You knew
There is no air in my lungs sweet dead god
I ADMIT TO KNOWING IT
in high school creative writing we had to recreate a fairy tale and modernize it so i took rumplestiltskin and named it rumplepimpskin and it was about a pimp who bought the miller’s daughter because her dad said she could turn dirt into cocaine.
i got an A.
if sherlock died at reichenbach fall
and then comes home to john
could you say that hes reichenback
VEM PRA RUA!
- São Paulo: 30.000 people
- Belo Horizonte: 20.000 people
- Rio de Janeiro: 6.000 people
- Belém: 5.000 people
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
“Life is much happier in books or movies”
HAHAHA
IM PRETTY SURE
WE’RE WATCHING
COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT
MOVIES AND SHOWS
omg but what if s3 opens up and they just show john sitting in his chair from october-december like in new moon
#about three things i was absolutely positive #first sherlock was a sociopath #second there was a part of him #and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be #that thought i was an idiot #and third i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
LDASOFGSDODS LMAO
i’m going to cry
Petition to get a Doctor Who episode that features Anne Frank. Because I was thinking that one of the things that should happen if the Doctor existed, is him landing the Tardis in Anne Frank’s hiding place and get her out of there. Or something similar to Vincent and the Doctor.
Or you can have it as a SPN episode where she is haunting bieber.
IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON
THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT. SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET
THANK YOU TUMBLR
WHY ARE WE YELLING
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS EXCITING NEWS. SO I TALKED TO MY PARENTS AND AFTER HEAVY PERSUADING, THEY FINALLY SAID THAT THEY WILL LET ME GO TO DISNEYLAND BUT ONLY IF THIS GET'S 500,000 NOTES.
THEY THINK THAT I WON’T GET THESE MANY NOTES SO THEY’RE TRYING TO WEASEL OUT OF LETTING ME GO. PLEASE HELP ME FULFILL MY HOPES FOR THE SUMMER GUYS. PLEASEEEE
#You guys are so mean #I got no friends on tumblr to help me #for gods sake you guys got a fluffy chicken for a person #but not a single note to let me go to disneyland #hopes and dreams thoroughly crushed
COME ON GUYS SHE NEEDS OUR HELP
I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality
johnlocked-me-out-of-the-tardis:
ways to help period pains
- prescription painkillers
- sleep
- hot water bottle
- blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan
- deep breaths
- hot drinks
gettin blood shouldn’t be a problem
COMMENT OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR 2013-FOREVER
Roses are red.
The TARDIS is blue.
“Hey Donna, where’s the Doctor”
She said, “Doctor Who?”I HATE YOU
Roses are red
The TARDIS is blue,
Rose Tyler,I don’t even watch Doctor Who and these physically hurt me
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”
There is no in between.
I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.
- Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
- Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
- Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
- Me: No, it's for me, for college.
- Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
- Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
This is a fuckin event in europe supporting Brazilian people against the cruelty that started with the public transportation fares and now it’s against the police opression and corruption!!this is our turn to change our country:
https://www.facebook.com/events/468817986538368/468864449867055/?notif_t=plan_mall_activity
